I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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