Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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