Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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