One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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