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Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.

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it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob

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(816): View more from Missouri

I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.

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(818): View more from California

Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party

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(217): View more from Illinois

his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs

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(530): View more from California

So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."

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(707): View more from California

Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick

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(248): View more from Michigan

Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?

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