how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
The struggles of a small town man whore
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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