Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
We were destined to go to rehab together
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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