yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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