ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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