I feel like I'm in dance class right now
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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