I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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