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Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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