i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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