Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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