Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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