I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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