I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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