I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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