You really coming over, don't trick.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i was born a porn star she said
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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