You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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