her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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