I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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