Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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