Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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