it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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