i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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