We're facebook friends in real life
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
