Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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