Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I look better un-naked...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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