they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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