I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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