I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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