O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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