Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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