okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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