plz talk dirty to me
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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