It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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