she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
