Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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