I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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