so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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