we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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