I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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