New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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