another moral hangover. fuck.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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