Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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