I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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