Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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