Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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