Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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