He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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