if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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