Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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