I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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