Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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