How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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