another moral hangover. fuck.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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