you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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