Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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