We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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