I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
zippers are such a cool invention
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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