In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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