HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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